Monday, December 29, 2008

How to Annoy Me

Tell me about a mess, but do nothing to clean it up.
Purely hypothetical, of course.
Husband (bellowing across the house): Wife, the child spilled his juice all over the carpet.
Wife: Ooooookay? Clean it up?
Husband: Did you give him a sippy cup with no lid?
Wife: Yes, that's something I would do - give him a sippy cup with NO lid. Makes perfect sense to me.
At this time, hypothetical wife goes to the site of the spill, at which, the husband is just standing there staring at the mess - hypothetically, of course.
Wife cleans up mess.
Once again - must be nice to be a man.

1 comment:

Itskellerific said...

lol!

would it make you feel better if i told you my hypothetical husband does the same thing?