Be a complete kiss ass.
Because really, it's such FUN to get that nauseated, I'm-going-to-puke-in-my-mouth feeling watching "normal" people transform into people who will do anything to keep their nose right up their boss' behind.
(I shamelessly borrowed this idea from another blog ( http://www.dooce.com/ )
I will be posting many of these. Because many things annoy me. On a daily basis.)