How to Annoy Me

IGNORE THIS SIGN.

No really.

Because I just love sitting in the turn lane during RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC, attempting to turn onto my street. To my home. And YOU block the intersection. And it's so much fun to stare at you, avoiding my stare because you know you are a jackass. And I get to sit through another cycle of lights just because you HAD to be bumper to bumper with the car in front of you. We sure accomplished a lot today, didn't we honey?

Trouble

This is what happens when I leave the child alone with the husband to goof around. He ends up in this goofy get-up of an outfit. I had a crappy night last night, so this outfit cheered me up a little bit.

What is WRONG?!

Ok, so I am having an issue with my mouth. Specifically the inside of my lower lip. I have no clue what the deal is - I can't find anything in my online research. This started out in the corner of where my lips come together. Felt like the plaque from my teeth had gotten onto my lip. Couldn't get rid of it. I tried to scratch it off. It wouldn't leave. Woke up the next morning, it has spread all over the entire inside of the lip. WTH?! I looked in the mirror - as in, pulling my lip down, to examine the inside. Couldn't see anything. No film. No white. Nothing. I'm like "uh, am I delusional?!" I can feel it with my tongue, but I see nothing there. So I literally brush my lip with my toothbrush. It's all gone. Feels like normal lip again. Until the day starts to pass. It starts coming back! Seriously. My this morning, I could see these tiny, tiny bumps. No color. But bumps. TINY. But they feel big because your tongue plays tricks like that. So I again brush my lip, scraping all those little bumps off.

WTH is going on with my mouth?!?! This is driving me nuts!

How To Annoy Me

Don't use your blinker.

Because reading your idiotmind is part of my ever-expanding repertoire.

Little Moments

So this moment isn't as sweet as it looks.

Sure we are sitting there, seemingly reading.


But what you don't see in the picture still is him squirming, trying to get away, trying to rip the book from my hands, turn the pages, EAT the pages, push the book away, moan, groan, and gnash teeth.

I really should have started this tradition of reading earlier in his childhood, when he WOULD sit still.

Nonetheless, they are sweet pictures.

How to Annoy Me

Be a complete kiss ass.

Because really, it's such FUN to get that nauseated, I'm-going-to-puke-in-my-mouth feeling watching "normal" people transform into people who will do anything to keep their nose right up their boss' behind.

Ugh!

(I shamelessly borrowed this idea from another blog ( http://www.dooce.com/ )
I will be posting many of these. Because many things annoy me. On a daily basis.)